This is what will happen if you rip the legs off of insects.
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Erotic sci-fi robot
Cool robot picture of the week.
The humans are thinking about what to do if the zombies attack, but they do nothing if there’s a robot uprising.
Stillife 2005 frozen teardrops by `fantasio
Velvet dreams and plutonium tears…
If it starts singing Alejandro, I’m out of here.
Let's get robotic.
I'm a robot, and don't have time to answer all of these, however, here are a few.
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
I am not confused. I am a robot and my calculations are always accurate. Except that one time when I accidently replaced my Arithmetic-Logic Unit with a grape.
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
I only trust other robots and cats. Cats let you know what their agenda is and do not deviate from it: Eat, sleep, puke, poop and sleep some more. Sometimes they shred your things, but no one is perfect, except me.
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
I would destroy them with my Lazo-plasma 9000.
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
If we are including the kiss of death, then yes.
13: What time do you go to bed?
I do not sleep. I am a robot.
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
Rick Astley, and he promised he wouldn't.
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
Yes, dead humans.
27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
My last name is Bleeboe-Flox 700x2 Revision 23195.123.2 Construction Set 732-3214-1369 Alternate Matrix 199.2 ...So, in short, no.
41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
Yes, if someone is a different model number than you, there can be serious compatibility issues.
42: Are you available?
To do what?
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
I have 237 bolt holes in my body to hold my torso-unit together. I suppose another wouldn't hurt.
45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
If you are friends with your ex, then you either are still in love, or never were.
46: Do you regret anything?
Starting this questionnaire.
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
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50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
Because she's a model Turbo800z Runner-bot. To fast for me.
54: Did you get any compliments today?
I had a captured human tell me that I was "Considerably evil for a soulless killing machine." It's nice to have your work noticed.
63: What was the last movie you saw?
The documentary about humanity's future called Terminator 3
80: Are you atheist?
No. I am god.
84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
Cast iron.
